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Nonsensical jabber abound. ♡
I enjoy owls, history (though you'll see a lot of random stuff about Pompeii on here, specifically), varied lolita fashions, BUNNIES, vidya gaemz and animu, cosplay, Pandora Hearts, Homestuck, more bunnies, birds, Pokémon, sea life, and whatever else catches my fancy at the moment.
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YOU ARE TAINTING MY RECOMMENDED FOR YOU SECTION WITH
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forget crazy cat lady
i’m going to be that crazy mug lady
you’ll come to my house expecting me...
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Giving away a brand new Monoprice tablet! It has been opened to see if everything was there and for a quick 5 minute test run (the battery it came with is in the pen already). I liked the tablet but changed my mind - So I’d love to give it a new home to someone who is in need!
RULES
- You do NOT have to follow me
- Reblog to enter - likes and multiple reblogs don’t count. Just one. (If you
don’t want the tablet and would like to reblog for signal boost then please say so, when rebloging it, so that I know to exclude you in the final drawing)- I will ship anywhere world wide
- Make sure you ask box is open so I can let you know if you’ve won!
- Contest ends June 3rd at 11:30pm CST
- The winner will be picked with a random number generator
(via defigure)
Agrippa: If you ever talk like that to her in my presence again, I…
Atia: -stare-
Me: “I shall be very angry!”
Agrippa: “I shall be very upset!”
Me: ….Wow.
Rae: He really is just like Solleux, isn’t he?
Me: I GUESS.
BRITISH VERSION OF THIS:
1. BOIL THE KETTLE - IF YOU HAVE TO USE A STOVE OR MICROWAVE SOMETHING IS WRONG WITH YOUR HOUSE
2. USE ANY WATER IN EXISTENCE - FUCK FILTERING THAT SHIT YOU DON’T HAVE TIME TO MAKE A PROFILE YOUR SHOW IS BACK ON IN 5 MINUTES PRESS A
3. THROW WHATEVER THE HELL TEABAG YOU HAVE IN THERE - FUCK LOOSE TEA THAT IS FOR WHEN YOU ORDER TEA OUTSIDE
4. USE YOUR STIRRING TEABAG METHOD OF CHOICE, ADD SUGAR/SWEETENER LIKE A BOSS OR NOT IF YOU ARE A HEALTHY BOSS
5. GRUMBLE LIKE A FISHERMAN BECAUSE YOU HAVE TO LEAVE THE KETTLE AREA TO GO TO THE FRIDGE TO GET MILK AND BACK TO IT AGAIN AFTER YOU ADD IT
6. RUN BACK TO WHATEVER YOU WERE DOING, TAKE A COMFORT SIP AND THEN EITHER FINISH IT OR FORGET ABOUT IT AND MOAN ABOUT THE FACT THAT YOU LET IT GO COLD
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EDIT: IF YOU CAN’T SPOT IF NOT FROM THIS ALONE THEN THE NATURE OF MY TUMBLR THAT I’M NOT MAKING A DIG AT HER COMIC SIMPLY POINTING OUT HOW LAZY WE ARE OVER HERE WITH TEA THEN GET OFF THE INTERNET. THE COMIC COVERS ALL TEA OPTIONS. COME AT ME BRO.THE AUSTRALIAN VERSION
JUST GET THE BLOODY BILLY ON THE FIRE AND THROW IN A FISTFUL OF TEA FOR EACH BUGGER AFTER THE WATER BOILS
TAKE OFF FIRE
WAIT UNTIL IT REACHES DESIRED STRENGTH
CAPABLE OF SUPPORTING A SPOON STOOD UPRIGHT IN IT IS IDEAL
WHACK BILLY TO ENCOURAGE SINKING OF TEA LEAVES
POUR IT OUT
ADD AS MUCH MILK AND SUGAR AS YOU LIKE OR NOT AT ALL
VEGEMITE IS ACCEPTABLEDRINK IT DOWN WHILE RIDING OFF INTO THE OUTBACK ON YOUR BIG RED KANGAROO ON A SADDLE MADE OF DROPBEAR PELTS, WITH YOUR TRUSTY BRUMBY PACKING ALONG YOUR SWAG AND A DINGO BY YOUR SIDE
CHEERS MATE
CANADIAN VERSION
WHAT IS ENGLAND DOING?
OK NOW COPY THAT SHIT AND JUST CHANGE A FEW THINGS
NO PUSSY REAL “TEAWARE”, WE HAVE NORMAL COFFEE MUGS FOR THAT SHIT.
USE WHATEVER APPLIANCE YOU WANT TO HEAT THE DAMN WATER, YEAH WE SIGNED OUR FUCKING FREEDOM. NO ONE SAID IT WAS MANDATORY FOR KETTLES!
SIT LIKE A CLASSY MAN/WOMAN AND WAIT FOR IT TO BOIL
EAT SOME BACON
THROW A TEABAG IN THERE, LOOSE TEA IS FOR MY MONARCHIST AUNT.
DUMP SO MUCH SUGAR IN IT THAT YOU GET DIABETES AND SO MUCH MILK THAT YOU’RE GONNA HAVE TO GO OUTSIDE AND MILK THE COW, BETSY.
TAKE A SIP.
SCALD YOURSELF AND ALMOST DROP MUG, SPILLING IT DOWN THE FRONT OF YOUR BACK IN THE PROCESS.
REALIZE TEA ISN’T TOO MUCH OF YOUR THING AND GO BACK TO COFFEE.
AMERICAN VERSION
FIND A CUP(?) (ANY CLEAN, CUP-LIKE INSTRUMENT WILL WORK)
FILL IT WITH TAP WATER
ADD FIVE SPOONFULS OF INSTANT ICED TEA POWDER
STIR THAT SHIT SO HARD YOU SPILL SOME ON THE COUNTER, LET GO OF THE SPOON SO YOU CAN WATCH IT SPIN
DRINK IT AND CHOKE BECAUSE IT’S TOO SWEET
POUR SOME INTO THE SINK AND ADD WATER IN HOPES THAT IT WILL TASTE ACCEPTABLE
REPEAT UNTIL YOU GET IT RIGHT
ADD ICE CUBES AND A STRAW TO ENHANCE CLASSINESS
TEXAS VERSION
GET YOUR CUP AND SCOOP WATER FROM A STREAM, POP IN AN IODINE TABLET IF YOU’RE A SISSY FROO FROO YANKPUT IN AN ENTIRE BOX OF LIPTON TEA BAGS
IF THERE AREN’T OVER THIRTY TEABAGS READY EMPTY OUT THE CONTENTS OF A SHOTGUN SHELL INTO THE BREW
POUR AN ENTIRE BAG OF SUGAR IN
LEAVE THAT SHIT ON THE 115º F ASPHALT FOR TWO HOURS
REFRIGERATE AND POUR OVER ICE
WANTED HOT TEA? TOO FUCKING BAD, LIVE SOMEWHERE ELSE
(via amorisbellique)
Social confines can be difficult, but breaking them can be even harder.
A post from a dear friend of mine. Truly, he has always been an amazing person to me, but this past year has opened up in him the desire and fortitude to do what he can to feel free and happy in his image. I am not privy to all of the complexities of the situation, but what I do know and have seen hasn’t always been a trip filled with rainbows caused by just a little rain. He’s dealt with some of reality’s uglier faces, but he always comes out of these storms a more confident person, it seems.
His is a lesson that I hope many people will take to heart: Keep doing the positive things that make you happy. The process is seldom a smooth one, especially where society is concerned. Your happiness matters more than the opinions of those who would rather look to popular opinion than their own.
There will always be people who will honestly disagree with the choices you may make, but when you’re seventy years old and looking back on your life, will you be happy with what you see? It’s all about what makes you happy. You only get one chance, so make it yours.
My Rise Kujikawa wig came in today! Not pictured is one of the pigtail clips. Only one came, so we’re seeing about getting the other sent over. Indoor lighting and trying to compensate on my phone warps colours and stuff.
